Mike / 18 / Mexico
Soy Vocalista, Amo la Pizza, Me encanta el Thrash y el punk, mis bandas preferidas yo creo que son Reanimaniacs, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Suicidal tendencies, Acidez, Violator, Black flag, Lich king, etc, Me gusta divertirme, dibujar, fotografíar y tengo una debilidad con las pelirrojas :3 diviértanse en mi blog Bastardos los amo a todos y todas
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Posted 29, December, 2020

gffa:

#THIS CALLBACK WENT FUCKING OFF
#IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE SLAM DUNK IN GIDEON’S FACE
#SO INCREDIBLY SATISFYING BUT ALSO GENUINELY CHILLING
#DIN MAY BE TAUNTING HIM BUT HE IS NOT FUCKING AROUND
#HOW FAR THIS SHOW AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH GROGU HAS COME
#I’M JUST WEEPING AT ALL OF IT

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Posted 4, November, 2018
whateverbutgood: “ sparkafterdark: “ tyrannosarcophagous: “ nerdgul: “ sparkafterdark: “ witchchad: “ totallyfubar: “ sparkafterdark: “ momunofu: “ dadurl: “ momunofu: “ chillin on a Saturday night ” Calm down jojo ” you’re right, I am looking a...

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chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

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 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots

this is A DREAM COMING TRUE

Make a wish

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Posted 23, September, 2018

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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

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#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

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no idea

what you’re

talking about

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i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

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apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

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seb’s the weird cousin

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

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Originally posted by triggeredbarnes

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

Um we’re forgetting someone…

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Originally posted by mrsjacewayland

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

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Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Don’t forget

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Originally posted by redundanttanks

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

This is too good to not reblog

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

Also

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Originally posted by girlwiththeumbrella

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

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Posted 12, September, 2018

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

omg yessss i found it

Yasss!!!!

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Posted 4, September, 2018

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Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

Whoa…

#don’t trust this
#they’re probably sirens

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

yes its back on my dash

god lol

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3 

@brynwrites I have found a video from Perle’s childhood 😂

Sirens

Posted 21, August, 2018

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

What the fuck with this post?

Reblogged from entangled-in-chaos  769,868 notes
Posted 21, August, 2018

hemlockes-key:

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i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Lmfao

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

  • the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
  • the music
  • “let’s discuss the contradiction”
  • the overuse of the word “camera”
  • the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
  • “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
  • the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
  • “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

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